I'm back - and right now I got me a really bad bellyache
I know why - I ate a large pizza all by myself, a combo one loaded with pepperoni, sausage, hamburger, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, bacon, and banana peppers. 
It tasted SO good going down and at first I was just full.  I forced down the last two slices and washed it down with diet Coke.  By then I was uncomfortably full and within a few minutes, I hurt.
My belly is so full - sticking out under my shirt and I have my jeans undone because it hurts more if they're buttoned.
I have a belly ache, a lot of gas, and some cramping.  When I get a cramp, it's so bad, I bend double while I'm sitting here at the computer.
I'm rubbing my belly and moaning....all alone.  wish someone was around to rub my poor belly!