I didn't know for a long time that a lot of people call Taco Bell Taco Bellyache or that some call McD's, McStomachache....but I like even though eating at either place gives my belly fits.

I think the very worst stomachache I had in college was one Sunday night when we all decided to go to Taco Bellyache.  I was hungry and I ate about twelve tacos, all with sauce, plus some chips and other stuff including two burritos.  I felt full and uncomfortable when we left but it wasn't till later when my hurting belly woke me out of a sound sleep.

It felt like someone built a fire in there and then started twisting my stomach.  It burned and it hurt so bad.  I was doubled up in bed moaning with my bellyache and my roomate who usually would have rubbed it for me was just as sick as me.  We lay there all night long, bellies hurting so much, cluthing our sick bellies, rubbing them and moaning.

We missed class the next day and walked around hunched over sore bellies for a couple of days.